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		<title>She took a dump on my heart y&#8217;all.</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[She took a dump on my heart, y’all. She really did. Hyperbolically. It was like she was in the metaphoric midst of giving me open heart surgery when she decided she had had enough. &#8220;These damn nurses are always running their mouths. I asked for the forceps five minutes ago! and there&#8217;s blood spurting and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Story of the Old Native American Man&#8230;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[An elderly Native American man walks into a Salon. It&#8217;s the closest thing to a saloon he could find in today&#8217;s society. &#8221;An extra O,&#8221; he muttered to himself, &#8220;what could be difference? White man always add complications to simplicity. Like with property ownership. Or like Bill Gates and Windows do to Mac Software.&#8221; He orders a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Something Special 9/24 @ the Blind Mule</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hi, my name is Samuel Michael Huey. For those of you who don&#8217;t know me, I&#8217;m the percussionist and spiritual guru for the band and I&#8217;d like to invite you to a very special evening with Swamp Wompus. I&#8217;m talking about Friday September 24, 2010 at the Blind Mule in Mobile, AL. Why is it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You Are Herby Invited!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Sirs and Misses, I do here cordially invite you to come over to my house to do some serious. fun. stuff. How fun? Bring some medical gauze. And your mace (the anti-rape spray not the medieval weapon). That&#8217;s all I&#8217;m going to say. And I hope you don&#8217;t have any peanut allergies. And on second [...]]]></description>
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		<title>We give you thanks.</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey Turkey! Don&#8217;t you know we really like you?! In fact, we larvae you, but we&#8217;re not  ready for that kind of commitment&#8230;We just wanted to thank you for everything you do for us. Helping us win multiple Nappies, going to our shows, visiting this internet website, that delicious apple pie you made on sunday [...]]]></description>
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		<title>We Won A Nappie!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[What the heck is a Nappie? Well, we&#8217;re glad you asked. The Nappie Awards are Lagniappe&#8217;s (Mobile, Alabama&#8217;s &#8220;alternative bi-weekly newspaper&#8221;) annual award of excellence. This award is voted on democratically by the fine readers of Lagniappe. When it comes to voting, democratically is the only way to do it. So American. So really if [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This is my Sacred Native American Medicine Bag.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2010 00:08:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is my Sacred Native American Medicine Bag. It was finely crafted in an authentic Native American sweatshop out of elk skin and mystical beads. I bought it at the gift shop and apparently it has magic healing powers. I&#8217;m pretty sure there are some ancient spirit ancestors or something inside there too. This pouch [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wes Van Horn Live.</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wes Van Horn performs a short set at Comickaze in Birmingham, Alabama on 06/07/10. Topics include Communion, Volunteer Work, NBA JAM, The Oil Spill, and much more.]]></description>
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		<title>Swamp Wompus&#8217;s Top 5 Favorite Things About Summer</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 May 2010 01:39:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Listed in descending order to build suspense (like M. Night Shymalan) 5. Newborn Animal Friends: Spring is so romantic that all the birds and the bees come out of hibernation and start French kissing each other. None of them use birth control or anything because they don&#8217;t have any money because they don&#8217;t have jobs. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Daily Bible Verse</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[And now a reading from Timothy 3:12-3:26 And Timothy asked unto the Lord, &#8220;Jesus, Everybody has been goofin on me like 24-7 and i have really had it up to HERE. They&#8217;re always hectoring me at the marketplace.  Saying my fine woven reed baskets look like a bird&#8217;s nest that somebody stepped on.  Let me be [...]]]></description>
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